28.2.15

Push - It Will Open

Oh no it won't, you're closed!

Some wonderful signs in a shop door at a charming seaside resort.

It's the rather fantastic juxtaposition of "PUSH - IT WILL OPEN", and alongside "CLOSED".  That closed certainly suggests locks and bolts sufficient to satisfy and insurance company, and unlikely to be overcome by an encouraging push.

It's that ageing "PUSH - IT WILL OPEN SIGN" which does rather imply nobody really cares about getting it fixed, and making a better welcoming first impression.